Mitchell. 17. Australia. Half athlete. Half geek. All Class... sort of

eggplay:

hating white people won’t end mild salsa

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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literally-a-skeleton:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

Is your friend having a seizure?
Time that shit. Pull out your fucking iphone or check your watch and just time it. Post the time to a scoreboard to see if they can beat their personal best
Bonus points if they fucking die

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

(Source: gxldslvgs)

To my future wife…

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

(Source: hbkjayy)

guy:

strawberrygamer:

guy:

if someone ever comes and physically bullys u just tell them that they’re giving u a boner

even if you’re a girl?

yes

(Source: guy)

thesickestjokes:

This oxygen mask is horrible
I look nothing like oxygen

whatthefuckisfootball:

achelseafan:

afootballobserver:

Werder Bremen 3-1 Alemannia Aachen [Bundesliga] 20/04/2007
Diego 90’

Holy fuck.

Fuck me in the face

whatthefuckisfootball:

achelseafan:

afootballobserver:

Werder Bremen 3-1 Alemannia Aachen [Bundesliga] 20/04/2007

Diego 90’

Holy fuck.

Fuck me in the face

(Source: youtube.com)

whatthefuckisfootball:

theanfieldrap:

whatthefuckisfootball:

theanfieldrap:

I’m online the same time as all the Americans… Clearly I have sleep issues

It is 1:22 in the morning, I’m just waiting for the Red Sox to win

sports really do ruin people’s sleep schedule…

It is 1:31 AM, the Red Sox have won and baseball is still the longest sport in the entire universe

Liverpool play Norwich this weekend at MOTHERFUCKING 7 IN THE MORNING ON FUCKING SUNDAY

So yes, you are painfully correct

reallylameblog:

Where’s the “love” button. I laugh

reallylameblog:

Where’s the “love” button. I laugh

(Source: naughty-chekov)

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

i got bored and starting taking pictures and this one kinda looks like im cuddling with my own legs and now i cant stop laughing

and here come the questions…

zackisontumblr:

zackisontumblr:

i got bored and starting taking pictures and this one kinda looks like im cuddling with my own legs and now i cant stop laughing

and here come the questions…

theycallmeametal:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

Kitteh, Lubs you clip-clop

(Source: lolgifs.net)

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

ayajade:

cxline:

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

So amazing

Holy

(Source: fullmoonwolves)