Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
Is your friend having a seizure?
Time that shit. Pull out your fucking iphone or check your watch and just time it. Post the time to a scoreboard to see if they can beat their personal best
Bonus points if they fucking die
I’m online the same time as all the Americans… Clearly I have sleep issues
It is 1:22 in the morning, I’m just waiting for the Red Sox to win
sports really do ruin people’s sleep schedule…
It is 1:31 AM, the Red Sox have won and baseball is still the longest sport in the entire universe
Liverpool play Norwich this weekend at MOTHERFUCKING 7 IN THE MORNING ON FUCKING SUNDAY
So yes, you are painfully correct
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
Kitteh, Lubs you clip-clop